Why did the ICU nurse go to art school? They were already experts in drawing blood!
What’s an ICU nurse’s favorite dance move? The Code Blue Shuffle!
Why did the ICU nurse always excel in yoga class? They knew how to keep patients in “stable” positions!
Why was the nurse so good at finding veins? They had a good “point” to make!
What’s a nurse’s favorite cartoon? Add-Vein-ture Time!
Why did the nurse want to go to the museum? They loved looking at beautiful “vein-tage” masterpieces!
How do nurses play darts? They aim for the “bull’s vein”!
What did the thermometer say to the nurse? “I’m feeling a little under the weather!”
What did the coffee say to the nurse? “I’ll get you through this shift!”
What did the bandage say to the nurse? “I’m sticking with you!”
What did the blood pressure cuff say to the nurse? “Don’t get stressed, I’ve got this!”
Why did the doctor marry the nurse? Because he couldn’t live without her!
A man walks into the emergency room and yells, “Help! My wife thinks she’s a refrigerator!” The nurse replies calmly, “Relax, sir. We can work with that. Does she dispense ice?” The man says, “No!” The nurse says, “Then come back when she starts leaking!”
What’s the difference between a doctor and a nurse? A doctor prescribes medicine and a nurse makes sure you actually take it!
Why did the nurse win an award? Because she was outstanding in her field!
